Barney's Great Adventure

Barney's Great Adventure (or as it's referred to about 96% of the time by it's initials BGA) is an awful movie from 1998 that serves as its title character's first and only motion picture epic. Critically despised and a minor box office flop at the time, BGA has more or less been forgotten completely by the general public. On Livestream however, since it attracts much of the Barney fandom, this movie has been brought up continually time and time again. Someone will either defend the film or continually point out how bad it is. Since the Barney fandom also has no other movie to show starring characters from said franchise, BGA has also been streamed way too many times. While it should be noted the film, while still pretty shitty, isn't that bad but the fact that it's been streamed so many times has exposed it's problems to the point of annoyance.

Plot
So despite the movie being called Barney's Great Adventure, Barney isn't even the main character, our main character is this jerk-off kid named Cody who's sole character trait is that he's a shit-head. Cody's mad because his generic sister and her equally generic token black friend and him are all being dropped off and their grandparent's farm while their parents go to Tijuana, Mexico presumably to get drunk and try and realize how they got themselves into this mess. But then Barney comes to life Toy Story-style I guess and encourages Cody to be happy. So then Cody finds an tye-dye colored egg that glows and it's never explained why the fuck this egg is important or why they so obsessively want to figure out what's inside it, but they want to know, which leads to the majority of the movie being a chase for this egg. And after 70 minutes of this.... it ends up being a fucking albino koala who can see your dreams annnndddd... that's it. That's basically the plot of the movie.